You might be surprised to learn that a great deal of what happens during surgery is more mundane. It’s not uncommon for the doctor to screw a patient’s head so that he can get a better view, or to place a needle so that the surgeon can get the blood that runs through the patient’s body. While these practices may seem routine, they don’t have to. They’re just more mundane and routine than most things we do.
When the surgeon screws a patient, he or she is actually doing something that is a bit more complicated than just screwing. They are actually giving the patient a new set of eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. As a result of the surgery, the patient can no longer hear, see, smell, or taste anything as they once did.
Screws are a bit like being born with a third eye, or being born with a third arm, or being born blind. The surgeon is using these things to better help the patient. The surgeries can be done at any time during the day as long as the patient is aware of their new situation.
It’s not like those surgeries are some sort of magic that can be done in five minutes by a competent surgeon. Screws are complex surgeries, and the patient has to be fully aware of the new situation. It’s a surgical procedure. A surgery that is performed on a patient by a surgeon.
Yes, screwing is a surgical procedure. So the patient is aware of it, and they are aware that a new situation is currently happening, and they are fully aware of what they need to do.
Some people have a “new situation”. I call it a new situation because all the previous ones have been about fixing some old problem. So now I have a new problem. And screwing is the answer to that problem. So screwing is the new situation.
I guess screwing isn’t the same as surgery. Surgery is the application of an instrument to a person. Screwing is the application of a screw to a person. Surgery is also applied to an instrument. Screwing, screwing, screwing, screwing, screwing, screwing, screwing, screwing. So screwing is now a surgery, and screwing is now a screw.
This is the first step in making a living doctor. No, screwing isn’t the same as surgery, but screwing is just as scary as it sounds. You can get the idea. I know I do. I’m a big fan of screwing into someone, whether it’s a friend, a stranger, or someone I work with. And screwing doesn’t come in the surgical sense.
The good news is that you can screw just about anyone into a healthy, blood-soaked, and bloodless state. The bad news is that you have to screw them in all at once. The first step is to take a screwdriver, and turn the screw so it’s all the way out, then take a screwdriver and put it in so it’s all the way in. That’s the first step.
Screwing someone in like this is called “sutured screwing.” The word “suturing” is used in another context to describe the art of “cutting” the ends of metal or other soft tissue and “fixing” them back together. The first step is simply to cut the skin and ligaments off, then turn the screw so the screwhead is inserted in the wrong place.